I had to share...

I was flicking through the channels last night and I stumbled across the Gene Simmons show. It's called Family Jewels...or something like that. I had to watch because this guy will do anything to cause a scene and make a buck. I was surprised though, for what it is, it's actually pretty funny. His 18 year old son, Nick, is hilarious...(and don't even go there with the cougar comments...)

My favourite line from the whole show is in reference to the selling abilities of Gene Simmons. His son says "Dad could sell whores in a vagina storm...he's that good." He says this with a dead-pan face. It's just hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. And at the end of the show they have Gene and Nick sitting on a couch. Gene is in his total KISS get up (costume, make-up and all) and looking straight at the camera, expessionless. Nick is beside him saying, "If you know of any families that want an 18 year old son. A good, smart kid, who doesn't cause any trouble...Please let them know I'm available." It's great...I'm still laughing.