A time to kill...

I've had it. I've put up with it for a week, and now I've had it....

I came back from visiting CR over the weekend and my apartment had been invaded. Invaded by the most irritating, useless, resilient thing ever...fruit flies. I swear to GOD I didn't leave anything out. Not a dish, not a speck of food. Nada! And yet these infuriating insects have found enough sustenance to spawn a swarm...These things can live and breed in air. There is no other explanation.

Today I decided that simply killing them off one at a time was not working. There were too many. It would never end. Drastic measures were needed. So, I walked to the closet and hauled out the ultimate weapon. My vacuum. Oh yes. No longer will those damn things torment me...Dragging this monster from room to room I sucked up every bug I found. It was the highlight of my day.