How to deal with telemarketers...

I love this piece of dialogue. I found this while searching for quotes online. I was never much of a fan of Seinfeld, but it had some really great moments, like this one for example.

Jerry: This isn't a good time.
Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir?
Jerry: I have an idea, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you back later?
Telemarketer: Umm, we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home.
Telemarketer: Umm, no.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.
[hangs up phone]

I think that is great...it's the perfect response!

PS: Another result from my searches today: the "mutants" from John Wyndham's The Chrysalids are called "deviations." I have to read that book again...I can't believe my memory failed me so horribly.